Smile for the camera!
✧ summer nap ✧
dude wtf i woke up this morning with all four of my limbs screaming in pain like i had fought an olympic gold medalist wrestling bear overnight
The first nine things babies don’t know are fascinating..,but the last one will blow your mind.
至高のおしおきゲーム by ロウ
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dude it would be cool if we all had cat ears
not for catgirl reasons
but because think of all the hilarious expressions we could make like my friend got those automated cat ears and whenever he was distracted theyd kind of wiggle around and then we’d catch his attention and theyd perk up again and that is why i firmly believe we should all have cat ears
I was sitting in the drive thru for jack and i noticed the car in front of me had a huge romney sticker on the back of their car. being the cynic i am, i stared at them looking for some reason to justify my prejudice. they then proceeded to throw a bag of trash out of their window and onto the ground. I KNEW IT
the first time my friend said he worked a “graveyard shift” i thought he actually worked in a graveyard
the word ‘babygirl’ just makes me cringe. oh my god. why. why
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me